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Pretty sure town marshals don't have the authority to do this.
Parenting 101: Your child's chores should not include helping you shoplift.
Criminals and selfies is a recipe for stupidity.
This is why we're all better off eating home-cooked meals.
Attention sick adults: stop having sex with children.
This is what happens when the order line is too long.