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Every year the NFL takes an extra week off before the Super Bowl so the media can drum up anticipation for the big game. And every year, instead of doing their jobs, a bunch of dipshit sports writers use that extra week to predict which stories will suffer from overkill. Listen, assholes, complaining about how everyone is going to write the same clichéd column leading up to the Super Bowl is more clichéd than anything else you can write right now. The crying started this year some time around the fourth quarter of the Ravens win over the Pats on Sunday. Everyone realized that two brothers were going to coach against each other and the obnoxious tweets started popping up. We can't even wait ...

Ed Reed, the Baltimore Ravens' stellar free safety will be in the football Hall of Fame one day. He's one of the most instinctive football players to ever play the game. He holds the record for most interception return yards, was named the NFL Defensive Player of the Year in 2004 and seems to make at least one game-changing play in every game. But he also looks like a homeless man. His unkempt beard with graying, skraggly hairs--coupled with his constant helmet-head hair--tend to make him look more like a bum than a millionaire. So, we decided to put him in some photos of homeless guys to really drive the point home. ...

Gerry Sandusky has a very unfortunate name. The Baltimore Ravens radio play-by-play man recently has been paying the price for having the same name as convicted child molester Jerry Sandusky. Even though the sports announcer spells his name with a G instead of a J, the Internet's dumbasses have taken to attacking him on Twitter. Below, a sampling of some of the not-so-nice things Mr. Sandusky has had to endure. (And props to the radio man for keeping his cool and continually referring people to his bio for clarification.) Via Imgur ...