There are other ways to spend your cash that make you look like less of an idiot.
Apple AirPods
We prefer our headphones to be headbanging compatible.
Ladies: Do you want flowers? This is how you get yourself flowers.
Conan O'Brien brands the AirPods "wireless, expensive and lost."
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Perv out.
Back before there were memes, there were those things called jokes.
Just remember, the prize is a felony conviction...
She had the time of her life.
