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If your career ambition is to become a kept man, sex slave to an older and wiser woman, and general show pony -- happy to be seen and not heard -- we've found the seven cities in America where you're most likely to make those dreams come true. Welcome to the real Cougar Town(s), USA.
Well, this is different.
Because we want to make sure you're both happy. (But especially her.)
It's time to step up your game, people.
These terrorists are looking to tear it up on Tinder.
Pay close attention to this study, ladies.