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The Internet has worked itself into a frothy lather over the new Daft Punk album Random Access Memories. While the duo loves generating attention about their music, the French DJs Thomas Bangalter and Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo don't like being photographed unless their faces are obscured. It all begs the question: who is really hiding behind those masks? Here are six duos that could be Daft Punk. Dennis Rodman and Kim Jong-Un Oprah and Stedman Milli Vanilli C3PO and R2D2 Bert and Ernie Bad Luck Brian and Ermahgerd Girl ...

Every genre of music has a few great songs about crime, murder, adultery, etc. In fact, it’s hard to imagine a world where country or rap stuck to writing songs about completely legal and safe activities. While a few music-related crimes have become fairly well-known (like the Mayhem murder and virtually everything James Brown has ever done), we’re here to look at a few of the weirder and lesser-known events in this list of criminal musicians. BOB DYLAN: TRESPASSING, NOT BEING RECOGNIZABLE ENOUGH During a 2009 tour with Willie Nelson (awesome) and John Cougar Mellencamp (ugh), legendary folk ...

DJ Name Generator

We're not exactly sure why, but DJs have completely ridiculous names. And now you can get your own completely ridiculous DJ name for yourself. Just match the first letter of your first name and the last letter of your last name in the chart below and you have your very own personalized DJ name. (For example, George Bush's DJ name would be "DJ Mumford & Ass Cheeks" while Barack Obama would be "DJ Ponce de Orgasm.") Find your name and start spinning. And when you're done, take our Hipster Baby Name Generator for a spin. ...

EDITOR'S NOTE: Give this a second to load. All the Spotify links need a moment to do their thing.You need to be logged into Spotify to listen to the embeds below. Or, you can go straight to the full Spotify playlist (in ascending order) here. Click on the links in the song titles to watch videos that include live and rare versions of each ranked song. There are hundreds of incredible songs in Bruce Springsteen's library. Trying to come up with a top fifty was not only difficult, but at times painful. So forgive me for leaving off "Glory Days" and "Something in the Night" and "New York Serenade" and... well, you get the picture. So here goes: The 50 greatest Bruce Springsteen songs of all ...

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