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April Fools’ Day is a worldwide phenomenon, yet its origins are uncertain. Some theorize the holiday is related to the turn of the seasons, while others believe it stems from Pope Gregory XIII’s 1592 order to switch to a new calendar (which shifted the observance of New Year’s Day from the end of March to the first of January.) No matter the reason, it’s been with us ever since, and jests and pranks abound. Everyone is familiar with old school pranks, such as the door ambush, where a disposable cup is placed on the top of a partially open door, or poking pinholes in a plastic disposable cup, or ...

Voter pride has taken the internet by storm. If this is the result of that pride, then we think there should be a major election every day from now on. No matter who you voted for, we can at least all agree that this gallery is the best way to kill time until the election results are in.  ...

Voting booth software looks like it's changing votes in the 2012 presidential election

The election is almost upon us, and candidates all over the nation are hustling for our vote. One of the most common ways to win the hearts of Americans is by associating yourself with something they already know and like – a song, for example, or a famous person. Sometimes this works, but other times it can backfire pretty hard. Here’s a quick rundown of ten times when a politician has tried to use a celebrity for political gain only to get shot down in flames. Sarah Palin and Heart, 2008 The selection of Sarah Palin as John McCain’s Vice Presidential running mate was controversial, but it sure did ...

This is election coverage that you should not poop on.

Josh Romney has become a Internet celebrity this week. After his glazed over kill-stare made the rounds the day after the second presidential debate, people started having some fun with the terrifying screen grab. Here are the best jabs taken at Mitt's son with the Menacing Josh Romney meme.  ...