Manti Teo
Congratulations, you've just been selected with the first pick in the 2013 NFL Draft drinking game extravaganza. The league turned the draft into a prime-time event and you can do the same at home or at a bar with this game. The draft, and your drinking, kicks off on Thursday at 8 p.m. on NFL Network and/or ESPN (more on that later), at which time you'll sit down with a printout of this page, some buddies, and an ample supply of beer. (Buddies optional.) We designed it primarily for the main event, but feel free to keep playing throughout the weekend. A couple of caveats. 1) There's pretty much no way you'll be able to keep track of all the rules – so choose your own adventure. 2) ...
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Fake news for a fake girlfriend.
Dear Manti Te'o, Hey pal... It's me, your buddy Lance Armstrong (or is it? Lol jk it's really me). Now I know we haven't technically met but I wanted to thank you for taking all the attention off of me. I know you're probably really nervous right now, so your pal Lance, Dance Revolution (it's a nickname I'm trying to start, feel free to call me that) came up with a few options to get yourself out of this: 1. Photoshop Let's produce a picture of you and your girlfriend. I took a couple of online Photoshop classes (YouTube) and put together this picture for you. This may solve all your problems. If that sexy little minx looks familiar, yes, it is country superstar Reba McEntire. I ...
The story of Notre Dame linebacker and Heisman finalist Manti Te'o is a complex tale that deserves a thorough investigation. It also deserves to be mocked immediately by a bunch of strangers. Forget Tebowing, here's Te'oing. Put your arm around your invisible girlfriend, snap a picture and post to the Internet. And a meme is born. Via the fantastic Teoing ...
In case you've been away from the Internet, TV, newspapers, smartphones and other humans over the last 20 hours, you probably already know that Manti Te'o, Notre Dame's superstar linebacker and Heisman finalist pretended to have a fake, dead girlfriend. You know the backstory by now (she died on the same day as his grandmother; she was an inspiration for his season; she didn't actually "exist"). And now, Manti has to deal with the fallout. Which means funny gifs, appropriated memes and lots and lots of funny photos. ...
