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A lot of people make me pretty angry. And then there are these types of people, who make me mad enough to commit a homicide. So just in case you're wondering, here's why I want to kill you. Because You Just Ran And Made The Elevator Door Re-Open Just As It Was About To Close Seriously, I was just about to cruise right to my floor. Now it's taking an extra long time for the doors to close again and three more people just got on. Oh look, they all pressed floors before mine, so I might as well take a half day because by the time I get to my desk it's going to be lunchtime. You are truly an asshole. And don't flash some stupid-looking nervous smile at me with a "Bet you're annoyed I did that" ...

Aaah. So THAT'S what all those confusing, hieroglyphic-like symbols mean. This will make life so much easier. ...

If you were on Mandatory a few weeks ago, you may have noticed our guide to the 10 Must-Haves for Every Bar. I got this idea after having one of the greatest cocktails I've ever had at a secret, hideaway bar in San Diego called "Noble Experiment." If you're ever in SD, you'll regret not having a nightcap (or three) at this speakeasy. Do a little research before you get there. They only take reservations via text and email. So what was that cocktail I was raving about? It was called "Leaving Tijuana" and it was the perfect blend of spicy and citrusy. (Full disclosure: You have to like spicy cocktails if you're going to like the Leaving Tijuana.) And even better, it's simple to ...

You never call. You never write. But with Teleflora's help, this year on May 12th you'll look like the child your mother always knew was there...somewhere...deep, deep, deep down. Win three bouquets of your choice ($100.00 per bouquet includes shipping and handling) from Teleflora that can be used for any occasion. You have through today until May 3, 2013 to enter on our Facebook page. Do it now so your mom won't be lying through her teeth whenever she tells people she has the greatest child on the planet. ...