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Dear Manti Te'o, Hey pal... It's me, your buddy Lance Armstrong (or is it? Lol jk it's really me). Now I know we haven't technically met but I wanted to thank you for taking all the attention off of me. I know you're probably really nervous right now, so your pal Lance, Dance Revolution (it's a nickname I'm trying to start, feel free to call me that) came up with a few options to get yourself out of this: 1. Photoshop Let's produce a picture of you and your girlfriend. I took a couple of online Photoshop classes (YouTube) and put together this picture for you. This may solve all your problems. If that sexy little minx looks familiar, yes, it is country superstar Reba McEntire. I ...

It’s tough being famous, we guess. Having millions of dollars and the love of people around the world can really depress a person. That’s why celebrities are always losing their mind. 2012 was no exception, as we saw many stars totally go off the rails this year. Whether it was on Twitter or in the middle of the street with no clothes on, these were the most insane celebrity meltdowns of 2012. Chad Johnson The football artist formerly known as Chad Ochocinco was, prior to 2012, considered a pretty entertaining sort of guy with his flamboyant vehicles and appearances on Dancing With The Stars. However, this ...