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Danny Amendola's touchdown spike smashes an old man in the face

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For the last 13 seasons, football fans have seen Andy Reid stalking the sidelines for the Philadelphia Eagles with his play sheet firmly in hand. What could possibly be on there that's so important? Well, we got our hands on Reid's laminated gameday play chart and what we found really explains why the Eagles are having such a horrible year. ...

Going to an NFL game doesn't feel like the wonderful experience it used to be. Why pay for the overpriced parking, the overpriced beers and the the overpriced tickets just to sit next a drunken fatass who spends the whole game slurring his screams and threatening your life when you can sit in the comfort of your own home, which has a a full fridge, a working toilet, HD-TV and the Red Zone channel? To help answer that question, we put together this flowchart to figure out whether you should actually go to an NFL game, or watch it at home. ...

Ed Reed, the Baltimore Ravens' stellar free safety will be in the football Hall of Fame one day. He's one of the most instinctive football players to ever play the game. He holds the record for most interception return yards, was named the NFL Defensive Player of the Year in 2004 and seems to make at least one game-changing play in every game. But he also looks like a homeless man. His unkempt beard with graying, skraggly hairs--coupled with his constant helmet-head hair--tend to make him look more like a bum than a millionaire. So, we decided to put him in some photos of homeless guys to really drive the point home. ...

Week 2 of the NFL season is in the books, and the Houston Texans are off to a promising 2-0 start. Many believe that this is the year they could make it to the Super Bowl. On the same note, the Houston Texans Cheerleaders are also off to a hot start, as you can see here. The defending dance champions of the NFL always put on a good show. Here are 20 photos of them doing what they do best. Also, check out their Facebook page and purchase the Houston Texans 2012-2013 Cheerleaders Swimsuit Calendar. ...