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This is live TV at it's most cringe-inducing.

Even long after his career-ending concussion, the hits just keep on coming for retired NHL player and ex-ESPN analyst, Matthew Barnaby. Barnaby is currently suing the former Miss Buffalo in order to get back a $50,000 engagement ring and a Cadillac Escalade he gave her when they dated last year. The two apparently dated from January through September of 2012 and Barnaby proposed during the summer. Well, what a difference a breakup makes. Now that the two are no longer together, Barnaby wants his possessions back. His ex-girlfriend, 25-year-old Amber Lindke, however, thinks she has the right to keep the items since they were given to her as "gifts." The case has yet to be decided, but ...

Chances are you're going to see Merril Hoge talk football at some point this weekend. If you're like us, you probably have a hard time actually listening to what Merril has to say about football because you are transfixed by his enormous tie knot. Merril's windsor continues to widen at an alarming rate, something we've projected into the future. ...

No wonder his stock dropped so far.