Christmas
It's the weekend before Christmas, so we've gathered the most hilarious and inappropriate tweets making the rounds about the holiday. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They’ll think you’re hilarious, but inside you’ll feel cold and dead ... like Santa on the 26th. Follow @robfee on Twitter, and check out his bestselling comedy album, "Grape Stomp," on iTunes. @theSeanBrewster If I don't go home for Christmas, who will "fix" my mom's internet by ...
The holiday season can raise up some serious emotions in people. And when serious emotions get raised up, people tend to riot. In this feature, we’ll run down ten insane riots that happened around the Christmas season. Whether it be shopping driving people to violence or just holiday revels gone disastrously wrong, these are the 10 craziest Christmas riots. The Eggnog Riot, 1826 In olden times, eggnog wasn’t just a cloying dairy treat. It was made with tons of booze. When a number of West Point cadets got busted in 1826 trying to smuggle whiskey back to the school, it set off an insane riot that lasted ...
As we journey towards another holiday full of big bellies, belligerent parties and unfulfilled wishes, let us take a look back at some of the more absurdly disturbing Christmas moments and funny photos from the past in hopes we won’t one day appear on this list. Here are 25 funny, naughty and downright fascinating Christmas photos. Nudist Family Christmas They may not be common among society, but we assure you they do exist. If you happen to be meeting your future in-laws for the first time this holiday season, make sure you do your research before you're standing next to your new topless mother under the ...
It's a well-known fact that the moment forks are down on Thanksgiving the Christmas season has officially begun. Now your single guy intuition might tell you it's safest to lay low and sport the bare minimum when decorating for the festivities, like a foot-tall fake tree with one 10-bulb strand of lights, half of which are out, that was pulled off a clearance shelf and placed on the coffee table. The ironic reality is that your Christmas spirit, or lack thereof, is merely a gauge for measuring your extreme insecurity and thus, probably another reason why you're single in the first place. As a single guy myself, I appreciate and enjoy the luxuries of my independence. There's nothing wrong ...
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