Chris Bosh Articles - Mandatory
RULE No19

If someone's in the bathroom stall next to you, cool it with the grunting and groaning.

Chris Bosh

After a hard-fought and completely deserved championship, the Miami Heat have a year to wear "Hi, Haters" t-shirts and enjoy bottle service in every club, or whatever else it is that awful human beings do nowadays. We sat down with Miami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra to find out what it's like to coach players like LeBron "Don't blame me if we lose, but give me the credit if we win" James, Dwayne "Why didn't you call that foul?" Wade, Chris "No, I'm not the mascot of Toys R Us" Bosh, and Juwan "Peach Basket" Howard. Mandatory: Coach Spoelstra, thanks for joining me today. Erik Spoelstra: No problem at all. And please call me E-Z Money. Mandatory: I'm sorry, I'm not calling you ...

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