He wrenched the Pelican Waste and Debris truck off the highway and came to a screeching halt, trapping the suspect…
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Police are up to their ears in shit every day and they don’t have time to deal with yours.
Pro tip: paying for your own cell phone service is cheaper than posting bond.
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It's an emergency!
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