Guy With Drugs Up His Rear Refuses To Use The Bathroom For Nine Days

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There are some criminals out there that have plenty of experience jamming drugs up their butt. Just ask the Florida woman who put meth up there. Or ask the Massachusetts man who inserted cocaine, heroin and a bunch of other stuff in his butt. That seems like the go-to spot. And Mounkadir Mustapha knows all about that because he kept drugs in his butt for nine days. Let us explain.

The 25-year-old man from Coulsdon, Surrey, was recently spotted with another man and people suspected that he was dealing drugs.

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A day earlier an off-duty police officer who had previously searched him saw him approach a teenager for a suspected drug deal near McDonald’s. They arrested him after finding a sock containing 10 wraps of cannabis in his boxer shorts. During a search they discovered another package had been ‘secreted in Mustapha’s bottom’.

That’s right, folks. Mustapha had more goods up there, so of course police had to wait for him to push out his drugs. And they waited for nine days until he finally pushed them out. Holy hell. And that was enough for Mustapha to be charged with intent to supply with a class A drug. Mustapha plead guilty to supplying heroin, crack cocaine and cannabis. and has now been jailed for three years and five months.

Here’s what Constable Stuart Grant had to say about all this:

“Mustapha attempted to conceal the class A drugs for a significant period of time and this case highlights our persistence in targeting drug dealing. Dorset Police takes these cases extremely seriously and we will do all we can to target those who come to Dorset to deal drugs. Our message is simple – you will be caught and dealt with robustly by the court.”

They were extremely persistent — waiting around for nine days for a dude to poop proves just that.

And then we have this genius: New Hampshire Woman Arrested For Drugs Gets Rearrested After Demanding Them Back

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