Here’s A Nun Hauling Ass Down A Hill On Her Bike

July 21, 2017

Screenshot: Twitter

Well, cross that one off the bucket list.

One of the greatest things about waking up every morning with a pulse is that you never know what you’re going to see later on that day. Hell, just this week alone, we’ve seen two guys fight on the street using trash cans and machetes, stories circulating that suggested a 70-year-old O.J. Simpson was busted jerking off in his jail cell and of course, a woman marrying a calf because she thinks it’s her reincarnated husband.

But just when you thought it couldn’t possibly get any crazier than that, somebody proves us wrong by posting a video of this nun hauling ass on her bike like she’s trying to catch the guy wearing the yellow jersey in the Tour de France.

That nun descents better than you, @chrisfroome

: Bike Tech (via Fb) pic.twitter.com/y8YaV5TY0V

— Javier Gilabert (@tourdegila) July 20, 2017

Not to take away anything thing from badass level of this nun, but if you find yourself wondering if it’s really that slow of a news day, the answer is obviously yes.

h/t Deadspin

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