Nurse Fails Drug Test, Blames It On The Fact She Had ‘Very Sweaty’ Sex With A Coke User

Photo: Facebook/Tara Seymour

Yeah, that’s not how things work, lady.

Tara Seymour is a nurse in Melbourne, and as a nurse it is probably best that you don’t do drugs so of course they all get drug tested. Well, Seymour failed her drug test as traces of cocaine were found in her body. But it was Seymour’s explanation that landed her in the news. Her explanation? She had “very sweaty” sex with a man who just happened to be a coke user.

Seymour appeared before the Victorian Civil and Administrative Tribunal in March after failing a drug test last November. Seymour explained to the VCAT that hours before the drug test she just happened to have sex with a “very sweaty” man without contraception, and that she didn’t bathe or use the bathroom between the sex and providing the urine sample. I see…

Photo: Facebook/Tara Seymour

Oh, but not to worry, Seymour did admit taking drugs a Thai vacation and coke at a party, but not before the test. Um, got it.

Julia Chang, a chemical pathologist, calls Seymour’s explanation for failing a drug test “highly improbable.” Hell, I could have told you that.

via NY Post

Seymour’s suspected drug abuse was first drawn to the attention of the Australian Health Practitioner Regulation Authority back in 2014 but no action was taken. A second anonymous source raised the alarm again in March last year and two months later a drug test found traces of methamphetamine, amphetamine and non-prescribed sedative zolpidem in Seymour’s hair.

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