This Austrian Artist Decided To Put A Giant Penis Sculpture In His Garden

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It takes a special kind of person to take on two tons of cock these days. I mean, who does this guy think he is, Ava Devine?

According to the Daily Mail, an Austrian antiques dealer and artist decided that the perfect place for a 2,000-year-old giant stone yogurt slinger was in his garden, and wouldn’t you know it, the people who live nearby are none too pleased about it.

This Austrian Artist Decided To Put A Giant Penis Sculpture In His Garden

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The locals in the town of Traunkirchen are calling it the “porno-celain statue,” but Juergen Hesz doesn’t think it’s a dick move.

“I want to settle the troubled waves,” Hesz said, but in the meantime, a fence has been “erected” outside of his property to keep it out of view for people and children walking by. There is actually an “anti-penis petition” that’s in the process of being signed by the people of Traunkirchen, but in the meantime, the “metal fence around his garden which was then covered with a green tarpaulin” will have to suffice.

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No word if the creator of the statue 2,000 years ago had to deal with the same shit.

That statue looks like it was modeled after the guys in the Democratic Republic of the Congo: Which Country Has the Biggest Dicks in the World?

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