This Nut Job Who Thinks He’s ‘Satan’s Son’ Sucks At Fighting

Depending on where you stop to refuel your Corolla, doing so can be quite the adventure, especially after the sun goes down.

Hell, I once went inside a Mobil station in Las Vegas after filling my gas tank, and a dude ran up behind me and yelled, “Get me a fucking soda, bitch!” That was followed by a karate kick to the door and something that was either a gang sign or the beginning of a stroke.

In that case, I didn’t get the guy a soda. I mean, not only did he not ask me nicely but he also didn’t say what kind he wanted.

Now, we’re not sure if the lunatic below started his conversation with a nice young man who was just trying to put petrol in his vehicle by asking him for a soda or some money because the video begins toward the latter stages of the exchange. At that point, things were already heated, and that was before the crazy dude announced he was “Satan’s son.”

Let’s see how that turned out.

Yeah, we’ll go ahead and say that guy was full of shit. Satan’s real son would have put forth a much better effort than that. And “Satan’s son” wasn’t even as entertaining as the fight by the lake.

h/t COED

Threatening a security guard twice your size with a baseball bat is also near the top of the list of terrible ideas: Bat-Wielding Idiot Gets Knocked Out With One Punch After Threatening Security Guard

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