College Student Emails Gibberish To Teacher Following Wisdom Teeth Surgery

By Cory Dudak

Photo: Rubberball/Mike Kemp (Getty).

After having your wisdom teeth pulled, it’s probably not a good idea to keep your phone on you. In fact, there’s no “probably” about it. In such a state, you never know what you could text or email to someone that will come back to bite you in the ass. Take 19-year-old University of Nebraska–Lincoln undergrad Abby Jo Hamele, for instance. She seemed to think she was about to miss a deadline on a paper and decided it was a good time to inquire while still high on hydrocodone and in recovery. What’s an email like that look like? I’m glad we asked for you. Take a look:

The words “love you bye” are almost always the perfect touch when trying to sound professional, so clearly there was no problem with Abby’s closer. It was everything else that came before it that may have done her in. Fortunately, her TA figured out pretty quickly that she may have been under the influence:

Talk about shooting yourself in the foot. Now K.P. totally knows you waited until the last week to even think about writing your paper. Better luck next semester!

h/t Buzzfeed

At least she didn’t write anything as crazy as this: Girl Still Loopy From Getting Her Wisdom Teeth Pulled Thinks She’s Choking On A Penis (NSFW Language)

Cory Dudak
Cory Dudak

If you couldn't tell by his photo, dignity flew out the window long ago for Cory. But that just means that nothing is off limits, making him the perfect fit to write for Mandatory. Hobbies include: eating pizza, thinking about going for a jog today, writing memes that no one finds funny, and wondering what life would be like if he'd actually put forth the effort to make something of it 10 years ago. He also owns two other hats (not pictured).

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