It’s pretty hard to find laughs during “Game of Thrones,” since your favorite characters get killed off on a constant basis. Don’t worry about all those tears, though, because these funny guys and gals have thought of some truly hilarious jokes that’ll brighten your day no matter if you’re a die-hard fan or just a casual viewer. There might be a few spoilers, but nothing you wouldn’t see anytime you open your browser or have a discussion with friends.
Game of Thrones is the only show on TV where the answer to “is he really going to kill a baby?” is pretty much always “yes.”
— side-eye spice (@goldengateblond) May 2, 2016
“Choose password”
> 123bob“Password must not contain common names & must be complex with at least 50 characters”
> gameofthrones“OK”
— Terry F (@daemonic3) June 4, 2014
Without the opening credits, an episode of Game of Thrones would only be 7 minutes and 35 seconds long.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) May 11, 2015
Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it’s important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) May 11, 2015
[game of thrones meeting]
What should the dragon’s name be?
“Drogon?”
Nice. When’d you think of that?
“Today while driving my station wogon”— Hippo (@InternetHippo) May 15, 2015
I just want a guy who loves me for me and who understands that if he watches Game of Thrones without me, it’s over.
— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) May 19, 2015
[roller blades up to teens] game of thrones is cool right guys? how about game of getting stoned? Im talkin bout dru- [badge falls out] SHIT
— PapeяWash© (@PaperWash) May 25, 2015
At this point, the only thing that could shock me on Game of Thrones is if someone died of natural causes.
— Erica (@SCbchbum) May 2, 2016
HEY TWITTER IF I WANTED 10,000 CHARACTERS THAT I WASN’T INTERESTED IN I WOULD START WATCHING GAME OF THRONES
— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) January 6, 2016
I just can’t imagine the kid I’ll eventually have will ever make me as thrilled and excited as Game of Thrones just did.
— Kevin Seccia (@kevinseccia) June 1, 2015
All the people in Game of Thrones should wear Hello My Name Is tags
— lisa goodwin (@LisaGoodwin1) June 2, 2015
the game of thrones song plays as the camera pans across my living room and instead of cities it’s different fast food wrappers
— smash mouth fan (@HumanPog) June 8, 2015
Take your actual name and spell it wrong. That’s your Game of Thrones name.
— Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) November 23, 2015
For my birthday I just want to explain the entire Game of Thrones backstory to my guests (who are not allowed to leave)
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) April 28, 2016
Pretty cool how they can find a ring in 5 miles of grass on Game of Thrones but I can’t find my PS4 controller when it’s plugged into my PS4
— Brian Altano (@agentbizzle) April 25, 2016
There’s a fine line between the people I discuss Game Of Thrones with at work and a grief counseling support group.
— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) June 15, 2015
Damn girl are you Game of Thrones ’cause I just can’t get into you even though all my friends think you’re great.
— Jazmasta (@jazmasta) June 15, 2015
If the mountain from game of thrones gains one more pound he’ll have perfect measurements pic.twitter.com/OpfLsGm6EY
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 1, 2016
ME: Actually, her name is not Khaleesi. That’s her Dothraki title. Her name is Daenerys Targaryen.
GUY ON SUBWAY: I didn’t say anything— pat tobin (@tastefactory) March 21, 2015
Please no Game of Thrones spoilers, I plan to start watching the series in 5 to 10 years.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) April 25, 2016
I don’t know, I just feel like a lot of the people on Game of Thrones could treat each other more kindly
— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) April 25, 2016
It really bums me out when the wildlings on Game of Thrones have whiter teeth than me.
— Aaron Fullerton (@AaronFullerton) May 2, 2016
If you’re nervous about the new season of Game of Thrones, do what I do and imagine them naked.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) March 9, 2016
crazy how Game of Thrones is the prequel to Friends
— chuuch (@ch000ch) April 25, 2016
everyone in this Starbucks is gonna be super pissed when they find out I gave the barista a Game of Thrones spoiler as my name
— Cat Damon (@CornOnTheGoblin) February 23, 2016
[Creating starfish]
God: Make it star shaped
Technician: What else?
God: [realising game of thrones starts in 3 mins] Literally nothing else— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) April 18, 2016
I love Game of Thrones! I mean, I can’t remember anyone’s name or what is happening but I’ve always been super drawn to ice zombies.
— Kendra Alvey (@Kendragarden) April 25, 2016
I hope Game of Thrones ends with everybody dead, and the throne realizing that true power comes from the confidence to be yourself.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) June 15, 2015
“Did you guys see Game of Thrones last night? No? Well I couldn’t believe it when..”
– Hitler— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) June 15, 2015
America is like the latest episodes of Game Of Thrones in that nerds who read all the books have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore
— Erin Gloria Ryan (@morninggloria) March 2, 2016
