The Toronto Blue Jays lost a tough one at home to the Boston Red Sox Saturday night, but it was the 500-level at the Rogers Centre that lost a urinal and had sportswriters and fans going crazy on Twitter.
At some point during the Jays’ 7-6 defeat, a drunk Toronto fan passed out while taking a piss. And when he woke up, all hell broke loose:
Drunk man fell asleep taking a leak, pulled the urinal off the wall and flooded the upper concourse of Rogers Centre. #cheapseats #bluejays
— Condescending Jay (@condescendingBJ) September 19, 2015
Rogers Centre elevator apparently snafu’d by well-lubricated fan who pulled urinal off wall, flooding shaft … Catch the Jays fever.
— cathalkelly (@cathalkelly) September 20, 2015
Further to Urinalgate, drunken Rogers Centre fan was half-naked as he pulled urinal off wall. The wrong half.
— cathalkelly (@cathalkelly) September 20, 2015
We’re in a holding pen in Section 529 at @Rogers_Centre #SkyDome because of a massive flood on the 500 level. @BlueJays #LetUsOut ..lol.
— mark ‘dub’ (@youvebeendubd) September 19, 2015
@cathalkelly Thanks for the info – I was caught in the flood on the 500 level. The Dome staff were in full panic.
— Andrew Gregg (@andykat2) September 20, 2015
Naturally, some fans were left asking how something like ripping a urinal from the wall was even possible, and apparently the answer is that once you finish your 15th silo of Labatt Blue, you turn into the Incredible Hulk. Or maybe it just isn’t as hard as you would think:
@alisonsykora pic.twitter.com/7sOd2TX6yw
— Casey Johnston (@DarthHockey) September 19, 2015
h/t Barstool Sports
