Harry Potter may have ended a few years ago, but don’t tell that to fans of the series. It’s still just as popular than ever with Universal Studios opening a new Harry Potter land and constant rumors of JK Rowling expanding the story. Since the love is just as strong, it seems like a perfect time to check out some of the funniest Harry Potter tweets of all time.
I look like Harry Potter if instead of going to wizard school, he just kept living under the stairs
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) May 9, 2015
You know who else didn’t have plans on Friday night? Harry Potter. He was busy fighting Voldemort. Maybe I am too. You don’t know my life.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) November 15, 2014
“Avada kedavra!” shouted Voldemort, instantly killing Lily Potter and her infant son. The End –George R.R. Martin’s Harry Potter
— Frank Lesser (@sadmonsters) July 7, 2015
If I were Harry Potter, I would spend all my magic giving strangers on the street sudden, explosive diarrhea.
— Amber (@Amburglar_) August 22, 2013
*Voldemort just takes out a gun and shoots Harry Potter in the face*
— hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) January 3, 2015
My phone changed the word “horcruxes” to “hot dudes” like it wishes I were cool and popular and not an adult tweeting about Harry Potter.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) April 26, 2015
DUMBLEDORE: Now, give a warm welcome to our new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Lucifer Serpentine HARRY: I bet this dude is great
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) December 1, 2014
Him: I love you Me: I haven’t felt an emotion since Harry Potter ended.
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) February 16, 2015
Tupac was “murdered” just before the first Harry Potter book showed up. Coincidence? He told us for years about “My ambitions as a writer.”
— Growly Grego (@GrowlyGrego) March 6, 2015
I would have bullied Harry Potter in school. Ginger friend? Glasses? Dead parents? That’s a goddamn gold mine to someone like me.
— Mark Leggett (@markleggett) January 22, 2015
I’m not above yelling Harry Potter spells at you until you go away.
— TokenSuperhero (@MarcusTheToken) October 3, 2013
Don’t worry if you peaked in high school. So did Harry Potter
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) April 7, 2015
I used to like the Harry Potter characters I guess but then I found out they all married people from high school.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 3, 2015
The most embarrassing thing in the Harry Potter universe is sending out a late night “Booty Owl.”
— Jonas Polsky (@JonasPolsky) November 25, 2013
everyone in harry potter treated that blonde girl like she was crazy for believing in weird shit like they didn’t go to wizard high school
— Cohen is a ghost (@skullmandible) January 13, 2013
Accio that ass girrlll ~harry potter in the club
— jonnifer lopez (@senderblock23) March 17, 2015
Harry Potter’s grandkids will probably get super uptight when he just throws the word “muggle” around like it’s the early 2000’s.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) December 4, 2013
“They should just close Slytherin and send those kids home”–my son takes down the Harry Potter empire in one sentence
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) May 21, 2015
Fantasy football is great, you can just imagine whatever you want. Dracula just tackled Harry Potter.
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) September 3, 2014
As a white person, taking a history class feels a lot like showing up to a screening of Harry Potter dressed like Voldemort.
— Jamie Woodham (@jwoodham) October 22, 2014
Ever since the Harry Potter movies wrapped, life has been hard for the Sorting Hat pic.twitter.com/bL10iZhoTd
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 2, 2014
