This is Pete. Pete dislikes women who aren’t shallow, and that’s just the least of his quirks that are included in his refreshingly honest and hilarious Tinder profile. Ladies, if you are looking for a man who has a wife, won’t pay for you and is loaded with mommy issues, Pete is your guy. Oh, but he is also great at making dick jokes, as you can see with the way he concludes his bio.
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