‘Slightly Endowed’ Man Looking For A Date Puts Up Hysterical Posters In NYC And Lands A Model
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It’s not often you hear a model say that she met her date for a formal on a poster she saw in New York City’s West Village, but that was indeed the case for one attractive lady last week.
According to Metro, a funny guy known only as “Ned” recently hung posters of himself around town in hopes of landing a date to a formal he had on December 12. Ned threw his face on the body of a shredded merman, but that was far from the only joke he had in store for the lovely ladies of New York.
“Struggling model? Unemployed sugar baby? Look no further,” the poster read. “Columbia bachelor seeking date for formal on evening of December 12,” adding that the date must be either “21 or have a fake ID.”
Ned also made it known that he was “slightly endowed with a big heart” and “strong enough to uninstall your window unit.” Plus, any woman who took him up on his offer would be given a “complimentary Uber ride home.”
Well son of a bitch, the poster happened to be so funny that it caught the attention of a 25-year-old model living in New Jersey named Anna Besedina, and she gladly took him up on his offer.
“I just thought it was one of the funniest things I’ve seen,” Besedina said. “Who would do something this ridiculous? I had to find out more about him. He has a good sense of humor and he’s just so easy to talk to.”
So there you have it, fellas. If you’re looking to bag a model for your office Christmas party this Friday, the trick is to superimpose your face on a jacked merman, and that’s it. Then just sit back and wait for one model to hit you up.