Tiffany’s Is Selling A $9,000 Ball Of Yarn If You’re Interested
Christmas is around the corner and it is time to start stocking up on gifts for your loved ones. You know, maybe a gift card, a nice shirt, perhaps some perfume or maybe a $9,000 ball of yarn. Wait, come again? That’s right, folks, Tiffany & Co has released their new ‘Everyday Objects’ collection, a batch of things you can probably find around your house or at the bottom of your drawer for free — but Tiffany’s is just selling for an absurd amount of money.
Just take a look at the tweet below to see what we mean.
Expensive “everyday items” sold by Tiffany’s this Christmas: $9000 yarn, $10K nest, $1950 fish flask and $350 harmonica. pic.twitter.com/QDiaMWeRJi
— Dave Ryan (@daveryankdwb) November 6, 2017
As you can see above, you can also reel in your very own bird’s nest for $10,000. What’s that? You prefer a $1,500 paper clip? You got it. Check it out below.
Tiffany’s really sells the most random overpriced shit pic.twitter.com/wJT2N7lgx0
— Ivycado (@IvyKungu) November 6, 2017
Everyone still hates rich people, right? A $300 yo-yo? I can get one for a quarter. Reed Krakoff, Tiffany’s chief artistic officer, had this to say about the collection:
“What makes the collection unique is that it incorporates the best quality, craftsmanship and design with a level of functionality that allows you to use these things every day.”
Good joke, Reed. And look at how Twitter feels about all this:
Is it April Fool’s Day? pic.twitter.com/AWHBY73HxG
— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) November 7, 2017
“We need something for the person who has everything”
“A tin can, but made of sterling silver & vermeil”
— Chelsea Kiene (@chelseakiene) November 7, 2017
When panhandling before the big riot, don’t be caught without this stunning $1,000 tin can from Tiffany’s pic.twitter.com/Mgw5IEup2H
— The Safest Space (@TheSafestSpace) November 5, 2017
— Ava Ex Machina (@silicondomme) November 7, 2017
buy me this sterling silver tin can from tiffany’s so i know it’s real pic.twitter.com/UFpgp3EPoY
— cozy spice (@sydegee) November 7, 2017
— Sara (@RageAndLove1125) November 6, 2017
Im going to bed. This is bullshit pic.twitter.com/7gk9srpynN
— Winnie Mo Dixon (@HistoryofSALMON) November 6, 2017
Tiffany is selling a can for $1,000.
In other news, I now understand why people stormed the Bastille.https://t.co/Gq3pNxjySJ
— Jennifer Wright (@JenAshleyWright) November 7, 2017
Paper clip worth more than my income.
— Vaughn Fry (@VaughnFry) November 8, 2017
I’m sure everyone will be flocking to get these items.