Hey Men, If You’re Thinking Of Getting Any Waxing Or Body Work Done, We’ve Got News For You
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So you’re thinking of getting some work done, are you? Well, men crazy enough to think that’s a good idea for you, your body and your fragile feelings, and if you’re having anxiety, we’ve got some news for you right here that might sway your sick mind.
A survey performed by Zensa Skincare using Amazon Mechanical Turk tells us everything we’ve wanted to know about waxing, bodywork and other embarrassing things we’re terrified to ask about ourselves. From the most fulfilling and most painful to the least appealing and biggest regrets, we’ve got the skinny on men who went off the deep end and did a nose dive into scrotal and eyebrow waxing, botox and tattoos. They also included people who did juice cleanses (i.e. the pussies of the group).
So men, if you’re thinking of getting any waxing or bodywork done, you might want to consider some hard-learned lessons from the fantastic statistics below. See you in the showers. I’ll be the guy pointing and laughing at your glorious, shining taint.