If You’ve Ever Wanted A Fake Dad Bod To Match Your Miserable Mood Here’s Your Chance

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We’ve heard about some pretty bizarre inventions over the years. From portable pizza pouches to portable mattresses, we’ve seen it all. But a fanny pack that makes you look like you have a dad bod? Yeah, no thanks.

But, if anyone out there is interested in that you probably should get yourself a Dadbad. The bizarre bag was created by London-based designer Albert Pukies, and it’s pretty much a fanny pack with a hairy belly design. Look at this thing.

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Here’s what Pukies had to say about his creation.

“I made the dadbag because I’m desperate to have dad bod but I’m also very concerned about the health risks associated with it. The solution is quite simple, a bumbag with a proper dad belly printed on it. Now I can put on a dad bod whenever I feel like it and even store my valuables in it.”

I’m just concerned that there’s a male out there who is desperate to look like garbage.

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Oh, but if you’re not a fan of the design above there are plans to release some more variations on the Dadbag. I know you’re curious to look at these designs so have at it.

Image: the Dadbag

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So many choices…so many damn choices.

The Dadbag isn’t available yet but keep an eye out on it. You know, if you want it for some reason.

h/t The AV Club

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