Dog Lover Lives With His First Cat And Learns A Lot About Misery

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We all know it: Cats are a-holes. And yet, we invite them into our homes, let them shit inside, pet them knowing they’ll scratch us and give them food knowing they’ll puke it up on our favorite rug.

As a man who recently went from being a proud, loving dog father to now living with his first cat, I’ve learned a lot about life, especially when it comes to evil, asshole cats. Not only will you say goodbye to everyone you ever loved who is allergic to them (which is everyone to some degree), you’ll watch yourself slowly bend to the will of these satanic dwellers who will take your man’s-best-friend approach to life and turn it into a knotted ball of constant misery and reproach. Any cat owner knows once you let them in, you’ll be at peace again.

Now come along and witness the slow mental breakdown of a dog lover who lives with his first cat and learns a whole lot about misery.

Dog Lover Lives With His First Cat and Learns A Lot About Misery

But maybe you actually prefer cats over dogs: 10 Reasons Buying A Dog Is A Bad Idea

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