Anyone Interested in $1,800 Jeans That Unzip In The Back To Show Off Your Entire Ass?
So I don’t know if you ever did end up buying those 3D wolf boxers that make your junk the center of attention, or that dress that has a bunch of vaginas on them. But if you didn’t purchase those things, that means you will have enough money to purchase these…interesting jeans.
Levis Jeans has teamed up with Vetements to create jeans that for some reason unzip in the back to reveal your entire ass. Now I guess this could be useful if you’re in the mood to use the restroom, or if you’re in the mood to…you know.
The endless troll that is Vetements continues! pic.twitter.com/s8GueuPzPs
— Alyssa Vingan Klein (@alyssavingan) April 12, 2017
That’s right, folks. If you’re ever walking down the street and you feel like your butt needs a little air, well you just unzip those bad boys and let the cool breeze in. And don’t worry, these jeans are a bargain. Only $1,870. That’s it!
And here they are all zipped up and ready for a night out on the town!
What’s that? You don’t like wearing long jeans and prefer shorts? You got it.
— ImpchTrmp (@ImpchTrmp) April 4, 2017
Man, these folks think of everything!
Well, you might as well invest in a pair or three, right? Your ass deserves it.