Sex Technology That Freaks Us Out

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If there’s one thing that’s consistent in the world of human behavior, it’s that we like to have sex. That’s probably good, because it enables us to make more humans and continue destroying this planet. But the problem is that we’ve got big, awful brains and we get bored quickly. That’s why inventors have been trying to jazz up old-fashioned banging with the latest technology for the past hundred years or so. That’s why a dentist actually came up with a retainer that will help someone give better blow jobs, and that’s why there is an app to help stop premature ejaculation.

So come with us on a journey into the bowels of gadget hell as we spotlight ten technological advances in sex that are too weird for their own good.

Sex Technology That Freaks Us Out

So let me just assume you are not interested in any of that, unless you have already invested in at least one of those items. And if you have, well good luck to you, and I hope it works out for you.

Although, perhaps the internet is better: New Study Says WiFi Is More Important To Americans And Europeans Than Sex