If the Pants Fit: We Can Tell Where You Are Based on Your Pants Alone

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They say the pants make the man, but they also say a lot about the geography of man, too. We can tell where you are based on the pants you wear alone. Whether it’s white stitching, jorts or rhinestones, we know where you are. It’s not meant to be creepy; it’s just science.

And you can trust us, because we’ve already told you what your favorite cereal says about you, as well as what your favorite pizza topping says about you. And we’d like to think that our assessments were completely accurate and on point. We’re never wrong, folks! So go right ahead and see where your pants say you’re from.

If the Pants Fit: We Can Tell Where You Are Based on Your Pants Alone

So there you have it — now you know that your pants are more than a fashion statement, they are pretty much telling everyone where you reside. I bet you never noticed that. Well, now you do, and it’s all thanks to us. See? We are doing good things.

And now there’s really only one way to wrap this up:

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