Fellas, Here Are Some Wolf Panties You Can Get Your Girl For Christmas

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Remember how we told you that they were some 3D wolf boxers that made your junk the center of attention? Well guess what? Now you and your lady can match because there are some rad wolf panties that you can buy her for Christmas. You know, in case that perfume she wants is sold out or that necklace is way too expensive.

So instead of going for that dress with printed vaginas on it, how about you get her some of these?

Fellas, Here Are Some Wolf Panties You Can Get Your Girl For Christmas

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That’s right, thanks to Amazon, you can finally see your girlfriend, wife, mistress, friend with benefits or coworker you’re hooking up with in the wildlife-themed panties you always wanted to see them in. Rawr! Am I right? Or am I right? I’m never right, but this time I probably am.

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And if she has a wolf phobia (or you do) there are plenty of other wild animals you can have on her ass. What are they? Try tiger, lion, leopard, bear, or if she’s really bold an owl.

Here’s the lion:

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And here’s that leopard because all girls like that:

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How can this country be screwed when this has been invented? Hm?

h/t Maxim

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