How do you expect to enjoy a shower beer if you don’t have the perfect shower curtain? You can’t, that’s the answer. That’s why the shower curtains below are going to make you feel pretty crummy about the standard, mundane one you currently have. But not to fear, you can all set out and improve your bathroom by getting one of these spiffy curtains. That’s right, spiffy!
h/t College Humor
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Hilarious Shower Curtains
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#Cultured
Time to be one sophisticated asshole. -
Timed Shower
If you take more than four minutes in the shower this curtain will definitely let you know. -
You're About To Go Viral
You have to do what it takes to get views, folks. -
What's Going On?
You have a sweet shower curtain, that's what's going on. -
"Smashing!"
You won't be the only naked person in the tub, that's for sure. -
Reach For The Stars
This giraffe did, and now it's riding on a kick-ass shark. -
Heart Attack Curtain
At least you'll already be near the toilet when you shit yourself. -
Check This Curtain Out!
Sure, there will still be lonely times in the tub but I least you will be lonely in style. -
"Houston, We Have A Damn Cat Here"
There are so many mysteries up in space. -
Everyone's Nightmare
No curtain, no shower. -
Set To Public
Because nothing is private these days anyway. -
King Sloth
The movie everyone is waiting for.
