Vaginas. Who knows what mysteries they hold?
We’re rather ashamed to admit that our vagina knowledge is limited to the basic functions of the female genitalia, and we’ve never really given much thought as to what goes on in there. However, some people do know exactly what’s happening, and those people have let us in on 10 little ‘gina-related secrets to ensure that if we’re ever questioned regarding our vagina trivia, we’ll be on the ball.
Here are 10 things you didn’t know about vaginas:
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas #1
We're not sure who discovered this fact, but whoever it is should probably stay the fuck away from sharks.
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas #2
...who was counting?
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas #3
That's double the amount of nerve endings that the penis has, which has to settle with a lowly 4000. We're not entirely sure how those nerve endings come into play during sex, but we're going to hazard a guess that the more you have, the better. You win this round, vagina.
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas #4
They say that standing under an umbrella whilst indoors will bring you bad luck, so looks like we all should have sex outdoors from now on.
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas #5
We'll never look at Muller products in the same way again.
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas #6
Imagine if pubic hair stayed around for 7 years? It'd be like Questlove's head down there.
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas #7
200 percent?! That's a whole lot of expansion. That's like the pocket of a pair of skinny jeans transforming into the pocket of an oversized pair of suit trousers.
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas #8
Honestly, we'd have preferred gun holster.
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas #9
Hopefully they're not using the exact same equipment as it'd probably be a bit dusty.
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10 Things You Didn't Know About Vaginas #10
Is that what baby showers are?
