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The month of May can really bring things into bloom, whether it’s your freshly planted gardenias or your budding personal life. Expect a few sweet surprises and new beginnings this month. This is not your horoscope; these are the facts, you dingbat. Here are the ten best things about May. No. 10 - May Flowers Like the saying goes, hopefully everybody got their April showers in order to see some flowers this spring. Flowers are single-handedly one of the most incredible things on the planet that serve little purpose except to inspire beauty. If you didn’t get rain, your neighbor is going to ...
Tim Tebow was released by the Jets this week. And we think that's wrong. Say what you will about Tim, but the man gets it done. After winning a playoff game for the Broncos, he was relegated to just 7% of the Jets offensive plays in the 2012 season. And the Jets had Mark "I'll just throw it wherever" Sanchez as their quarterback. Tim deserved at least a chance. But he didn't get one. Now he's back on the job market. And what do people do who are back on the job market? They update their LinkedIn profile pages. Here's what Tim's looks like. ...
The NFL Draft thrives on awkwardness. We watch as supposed stalwarts projected to go in the top ten fall further down the board, sweating, shifting and smiling nervously the whole time. Witnessing a kid lose hundreds of thousands of dollars on his initial contract with each passing minute makes for great television. There’s plenty of discomfort to go around, too – when players get booed, when players spurn a team, and recently, when Roger Goodell uncomfortably hugs giant men. When ESPN began airing the first round during prime time on Thursdays in 2010, the network and NFL realized they would need more ...