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Val Keil is a model probably best known for her appearance as Playboy Playmate of the Month August 2013. Her measurements are 32C-24-34. Her last name is pronounced “Keel like the boat.”

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Val Keil graduated from MaST Community Charter School and afterwards worked at a tavern, Country Club and XFINITY Live! “I had a long year of just ups and downs.” She jumped between community colleges and beauty schools before deciding to submit her photo to Playboy.


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She landed the title at Playboy after sending in her photos “on a whim. I had so many people telling me I should get into modeling. I’d get it every day. I worked at three bars where it’s mostly guys around – of course they’re going to tell me I’m beautiful once they get some drinks in them.”


Val added, “I don’t like to say that I got lucky because I feel everything happens for a reason.” It was her first-ever audition for a modeling gig.


Val Keil is currently living near the Playboy Mansion. “I moved here a few months ago after being accepted as a Playmate. I’m at the mansion a lot. I head over there for game night, movie night, I eat dinner with Hef.” She sees the tour buses stop by the mansion. “About a year ago, I came out to California for the first time and I was on the tour bus. Now it’s just a part of my life.”


Val did get lots of email and Facebook messages from people saying ‘Don’t Change.’ “That kind of annoys me because I feel like if they knew me, they would know I’m not that type of girl and I’m not going to let it get to my head.”


Val Keil has two little brothers who are 4 and 7. She said, “They haven’t seen me naked. Their teachers may have, though!” As for the publicity, she likes being on TV because in high school she was “scared to death to get up and talk in front of people….now it’s just normal.”


As for her Philly accent, she said, “I know some people want to lose their accents. I’m keeping it.” She also loves tube socks, “snail humor makes me laugh, and I always walk around barefoot.”


Her turn-ons are a man "who makes me feel like I’m the only thing that matters and who isn’t afraid to take control." Her turn-offs include "overly cocky, pumped-up meatheads who are afraid to show their goofy side. BE REAL.”


Val Keil's ambition is to fall in love, get married, be a stay at home mom and raise a big happy family.

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Val Keil D.O.B.1991-01-04 AGE 25 HOMETOWN Philadelphia CURRENT TOWN Los Angeles HEIGHT 5' 4" HAIR COLOR brunette EYE COLOR brown ETHNICITY Caucasian JOB Model MARITAL STATUS Single RELATED CELEBRITIES /span>
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