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Mellisa Clarke is a Page 3 Idol Winner 2013 and has posed for Front Magazine, ZOO, Bizarre, Maxim, Nuts and FHM. She is also a Suicide Girl. Her measurements are 32C-24-34.

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Front Magazine voted Mellisa Clarke as The Coolest girl on the planet. She thinks the coolest guy on the planet, however, is Fred Durst from Limp Bizkit.


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As for winning the Page 3 Idol for 2013, Mellisa Clarke said, “I don’t look like the typical Page 3 girl, so I didn’t think I was going to win. I’m different. I’m alternative. I’ve got five tattoos that mean absolutely nothing.” As for her Zoo Covergirl shoot, she said, “It’s more racy. I’ve been bending and getting into positions I never thought I could….” She added, “I’m all-natural, I’ve got a curvy bum and nothing about me is artificial.”


She said she is starting to get recognized more. “Where my town is quite small, everyone knows everyone, I’m just known as that Front model!” Mellisa Clarke's hometown is known as “being the place where Pocahontas died. I’d say Gemma Arterton is our No. 1 export.” 


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She thinks the best perks of being a model are the free drinks and free gig tickets. And her favorite Power Ranger is “the pink one…because it’s pink.”


As for DJing, she does rock nights all over Europe. “And I’m not the type to just stand there looking pretty while a guy does it all for me. I actually know what I’m doing. It’s pretty cool.”


Mellisa said, “I love being goofy, travelling, DJing, partying, tattoos, all foods fatty and going to festivals.” She likes chocolate better than flowers, and cider better than lager. And the way to her heart is chicken nuggets.


Mellisa Clarke resides in London, England.

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Mellisa  Clarke photo Model <p>Mellisa Clarke is a Page 3 Idol Winner 2013 and has posed for Front Magazine, ZOO, Bizarre, Maxim, Nuts and FHM. She is&nbsp;also a&nbsp;Suicide Girl. Her measurements are 32C-24-34.</p>
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Mellisa Clarke D.O.B.1991-09-18 AGE 24 HOMETOWN Gravesend CURRENT TOWN London HEIGHT 5' 6" HAIR COLOR darkhaired EYE COLOR blue ETHNICITY Caucasian JOB Model MARITAL STATUS Single RELATED CELEBRITIES /span>
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