Batman Is In His Bulking Cycle

Jennifer Garner officially filed for divorce from Ben Affleck yesterday, and since he doesn’t get drunk everyday now, it appears he’s been stress eating. Maybe it’s for the scene in The Batman where Batman and Batgirl get a free bra fitting at Nordstrom. Or maybe he started after he saw the Justice League trailer.


#FBF to the time Ben Affleck banged the ugly nanny and Jennifer Garner casually dropped a “bless his heart” on his ass in an interview.