(Memorial Day) Weekend Dump 05.29.2016

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Hey, dawg. It’s Memorial Day Weekend and here’s your Weekend Dump. I hope your weekend consists of a grill, friends and/or family, and you not getting drunk and being found floating face down in a lake on Tuesday. That scenario would not be ideal. I’ll being seeing you bright and early tomorrow, so don’t make me come looking for you. We’re gonna get into that Johnny Depp/Amber Heard mess first thing, because it’s the right thing to do. Unlike floating in an inner tube with a bunch of Fireball. Stop drinking that shit. You’re better than that.