Still don’t understand why somebody would want to marry Jennifer Aniston, but Justin Theroux did in 2015 and I guess almost three years was enough.
“In an effort to reduce any further speculation, we have decided to announce our separation. This decision was mutual and lovingly made at the end of last year. We are two best friends who have decided to part ways as a couple, but look forward to continuing our cherished friendship,” the couple said in a joint statement to E! News. “Normally we would do this privately, but given that the gossip industry cannot resist an opportunity to speculate and invent, we wanted to convey the truth directly. Whatever else is printed about us that is not directly from us, is someone else’s fictional narrative. Above all, we are determined to maintain the deep respect and love that we have for one another.”
I mean, it’s not like Jennifer Aniston’s career was prolonged ten years longer than it should have because of the gossip industry, but that’s not here nor there. But, of course, now people are saying Brad Pitt and Aniston should get back together, but remember that Pitt is (reportedly) a violent alcoholic and Aniston is a narcissist who is a raging coke head (allegedly) according to everybody I know in LA. Brad would probably leave her ass on read anyway. Who knew Angelina Jolie would be the one with her shit together? Hit her up, Justin. Chelsea Handler is gonna blame you anyway, so might as well.
Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #1
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #2
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the Festival Serie Mania Opening Night, at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #3
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the Festival Serie Mania Opening Night, at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #4
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the Festival Serie Mania Opening Night, at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #5
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #6
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #7
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #8
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #9
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #10
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #11
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #12
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #13
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
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Jennifer Aniston Justin Theroux Split #14
PARIS, FRANCE - APRIL 13: (L-R) Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston attend the 'Series Mania Festival' opening night at Le Grand Rex on April 13, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
