Continuing this year’s theme of “Chicks Who Don’t Workout Pretending To Workout”, Kate Upton is now pretending she exercises in the 2017 LOVE Advent Calendar. In retrospect, I might have focused to much on her boobs back in the day while ignoring the rest of the weird mess. She’s 25 and looks like a 35-year-old soccer mom who was Prom Queen once. Nobody’s hit the wall this hard since since a Dreamer’s cousin.
