It’s a weekday in December, so that means another 2017 LOVE Advent calendar video until 2018 gets here. I think everyone will be happy when 2018 gets here. But we were also excited for 2017 to get here, so what the hell do we know? We’re dumb. 2018 will probably be apocalyptic hellscape or humans will just evolve by losing the ability to speak or type so we nobody offends anyone. Or even worse, Mike Pence become President. Or John Oliver is accused of sexual harassment. We just don’t know. Wow, went off on a tangent there. Here’s Sara Sampaio doing her version of karate in this video. If you don’t know who Sara Sampaio is, that’s understandable. They’ve been trying to make her happen for like 5 years now. Maybe she should give up.
Here’s a video of Slick Woods. I don’t know who that is. Based on her teeth, I assume she’s British.
Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #1
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show viewing party pink carpet at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/WireImage)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #2
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show viewing party pink carpet at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/WireImage)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #3
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Victoria's Secret Angel Sara Sampaio attends as Victoria's Secret Angels gather for an intimate viewing party of the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images for Victoria's Secret)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #4
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the Victoria's Secret Viewing Party Pink Carpet celebrating the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Shanghai at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #5
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the Victoria's Secret Viewing Party Pink Carpet celebrating the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Shanghai at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #6
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show viewing party pink carpet at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/WireImage)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #7
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the Victoria's Secret Viewing Party Pink Carpet celebrating the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Shanghai at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #8
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the Victoria's Secret Viewing Party Pink Carpet celebrating the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show in Shanghai at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Taylor Hill/FilmMagic)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #9
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show viewing party pink carpet at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/WireImage)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #10
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show viewing party pink carpet at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/WireImage)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #11
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show viewing party pink carpet at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/WireImage)
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Sara Sampaio Victoria's Secret #12
NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Sara Sampaio attends the 2017 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show viewing party pink carpet at Spring Studios on November 28, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Stewart/WireImage)
