Can We Please Get Ariel Winter A Stylist?
Look, I realize Ariel Winter is fully embracing her curves or whatever to the detriment of all those around her lately, but can she get a gay guy to do that for her? I’m willing to start a Go Fund Me or cut more of the EPA budget to throw some money at this problem at this point. Like, how do you look in the mirror then leave this house in this? And why is she waving at people? Stop bringing attention to yourself. Just go to the nearest place serving brunch and talk this over with anybody dude you see there.