Gwyneth Paltrow Wants To Be Your Anal Sex Guide
Would you like Gwyneth Paltrow‘s thoughts on how to do butt stuff? Why not, it’s Friday and the world is probably ending so might as well.
Gwyneth Paltrow shares her expertise on all things lifestyle, health and beauty on her goop site — and now that apparently includes anal sex. “Both of you should read all you can about it first,” he said. “Spend a few weeks helping the receiving partner…relax. Make sure you and your partner have great sexual communication, trust, and that you both want to do it, as opposed to one trying to pressure the other, or not wanting to do it but doing it because you are afraid your partner will find someone else who will. Do not do it drunk or stoned… If it doesn’t feel good when it’s happening, stop.”
Ok so, obviously Gwyneth Paltrow has never had anal sex before. Like that woman who writes about sex in those 50 Shades of Grey books. You ain’t fooling me, lady. You can read the rest of this on Goop if you want. It really won’t do me any good since one of my three ethnicities manifested itself in my nose and penis, so anal is usually off the table. I need my prayer warriors.
#fbf speaking of anal sex