Lana Del Rey Is One Of The Witches Casting An Impeachment Spell On Trump
So you know those witches who are casting spells to bind Donald Trump until he’s impeached? Yeah, Lana Del Rey is one of them. 2017 is great.
At the stroke of midnight
Feb 24, March 26, April 24, May 23
Ingredients can b found online
— Lana Del Rey (@LanaDelRey) February 24, 2017
Russian conspiracies and picking the wrong oppressive religion to back because its mostly brown people didn’t stop Trump from winning, so I guess we’re left with witchcraft and shit. I’m not a political strategist by any means, but I think I’d shoot down any idea that includes the sentence, “ingredients can b found online”.