Taylor Swift And Tom Hiddleston Split

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In news that will come as a shock no one, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston have split after three months. So whose PR team got out in front of this first to explain the ending of the greatest love story of our time? That was rhetorical btw. 

“She was the one to put the brakes on the relationship,” a source close to the couple tells Us. “Tom wanted the relationship to be more public than she was comfortable with. Taylor knew the backlash that comes with public displays of affection but Tom didn’t listen to her concerns when she brought them up.” Now that they’ve split, the source says, Hiddleston is “embarrassed that the relationship fizzled out.”

Too public. Taylor Swift was concerned this relationship was too public. You said Taylor Swift said this. I mean, what else is her PR team gonna say at this point? Probably that her next album is gonna be a double album then.  Gotta fit Calvin, Kim, Kanye, Tom, and a Lupus awareness ballad for Selena in there. Or she could just finally come out and get it over with. I don’t think anybody has ever tried to convince themselves they love dick this much.