Holly Madison Is Having 246 Kids

I don’t know if Holly Madison is being used by the Cincinnati Zoo to replace Harambe (#RIP) or if Khloe Kardashian paid her to be a surrogate, because goddamn. Her husband is probably telling everybody this is Photoshop. I’ve never seen a chick this pregnant. She better have whatever’s inside her soon or the Duggars will start worshipping her and offering her blood sacrifices.