Katy Perry’s New Single ‘Rise’ Dropped

Katy Perry Rise



As if the world wasn’t suffering enough after the terrorist attack in Nice (you’ll never guess which religion!), Katy Perry dropped, “Rise“, her first new track since 2013. It’s supposed to be playing all over NBC’s coverage of the Rio Olympics, because what better soundtrack for athletes competing for the gold in an open sewer than Katy Perry. Anyway, here’s the lyrics to this bullshit:



[Verse 1]

I won’t just survive

Oh, you will see me thrive

Can write my story

I’m beyond the archetype

I won’t just conform

No matter how you shake my core

Cause my roots, they run deep, oh



[Pre-Chorus 1]

Oh ye of so little faith

Don’t doubt it, don’t doubt it

Victory is in my veins

I know it, I know it

And I will not negotiate

I’ll fight it, I’ll fight it

I will transform



[Chorus]

When, when the fire’s at my feet again

And the vultures all start circling

They’re whispering, “you’re out of time.”

But still, I rise

This is no mistake, no accident

When you think the final end is near; think again

Don’t be surprised, I will still rise



[Verse 2]

I must stay conscious

Through the menace and chaos

So I call on my angels

They say…



[Pre-Chorus 2]

Oh ye of so little faith

Don’t doubt it, don’t doubt it

Victory is in your veins

You know it, you know it

And you will not negotiate

Just fight it, just fight it

And be transformed



[Chorus]

Cause When, when the fire’s at my feet again

And the vultures all start circling

They’re whispering, “you’re out of time.”

But still, I rise

This is no mistake, no accident

When you think the final end is near; think again

Don’t be surprised, I will still rise



[Outro]

Don’t doubt it, don’t doubt

Oh oh, oh oh

You know it, you know it

Still rise

Just fight it, just fight it

Don’t be surprised, I will still rise



Sorry you had to read that. Also sorry for Katy Perry who said this song has been “brewing inside her for years“. She’s been stringing these random cliches together (as is her custom) for years and they finally brewed into a song where they kinda make sense when said in order. I would say this song would take attention away from her blood enemy Taylor Swift, but Swift could come up with a better song while she and Tom are playing Connect Four. Which they’re probably doing right now before they drink warm milk and go to bed in matching footie pajamas. Christ, this is horrible. So instead of buying this on Apple Music, you can listen to “Rise” here if you want to experience instant regret. 



#fbf Katy Perry at the 2016 Golden Globes because this post has to be salvaged somehow: