Taylor Swift Wants To Have Tom Hiddleston’s Baby Now
It’s hard to keep up, so you can catch up on Tom Hiddleston’s cry for help here. You need to catch up, because there’s new shit. The she shit being Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston are talking about having a kid after dating a month.
“This is the kind of a man she would want to marry,” the source said. “She has said he would make a great dad. They have talked about what they want in the future and kids are something that they would both like down the line. They have very real and serious conversations about life.”
I like how this source makes a point to tell us Taylor Swift has very serious and adult conversations instead of making Tom Hiddleston help her shop for pajamas for her cat. What a good friend. Also, apparently this is Taylor’s criteria for her eventual baby daddy.
“She has told me that she loves his accent and thinks he is so sexy,” the source said. “He acts very English. He is also a big tea drinker.”
Taylor Swift’s relationship history has basically forced her to scratch a lot of criteria off her list, so you can understand how this makes sense because she after she turns 30 it’ll probably be too late to be a fair maiden in a castle who can talk to animals and be married to a dude who can show her the world on a carpet or whatever delusional fantasy she has written in blood in her diary.